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Naomi
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[09:20] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** Incongruously found several miles from town down a potholed country road, is a sight to strike fear into the hearts of unwary mortals. Behind a weed-choked ditch, a 3 story celebration of 1970's concrete brutalist architecture with its patina of graffiti tags rises above an uneven gravel parking lot.
[09:20] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** "Cumberland County Amway Headquarters" in block letters flicker unevenly above the entrance, a stark warning for mortals to steer clear. However, to those with various forms of spectral vision, "BEER ON TAP" and "ALL YOU CAN EAT WINGS" can be seen in Garou glyphs next to the door, as well as a hastily scrawled "Yes we have type O".

[09:22] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** down a short, dimly lit hallway, is the bar/commons. The room is a pleasant, warmly lit taproom/pub area with oak paneled walls and lamp sconces on the walls. A hardwood open bar is to the right as one enters, with a broad variety of drinks, from the standard commercial spirits with some on tap, to arcanely labeled bottles that might involve more literal spirits.
[09:22] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** There is a scattering of worn wooden tables and motley unmatched chairs and stools around the room, though a truly hideous overstuffed paisley couch does unfortunately draw the eye as a missing tooth might draw the tongue.
[09:22] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** To the left is a broad picture window that is outright bothersome to the more observant - you could swear there is no matching window in what should be a corresponding place on the exterior of the building on that side. Next to the picture window is a more traditional or at least obvious wall screen display.
[09:22] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** To the rear, a double length buffet loaded with meats and exotic dishes (okay, they're Hungarian, you'll learn to live with it), stews, and some sadly neglected salads and chilled fruits. Behind that lays the entrance to yet another hall, dimly lit by gaslamps and leading to the rest of the strange building.
[09:23] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** To the right side going toward the rear of the room, past the bar, there are three widely separated doors.. the first is clearly labeled "Kitchen" the second "STUFF" and the third is covered in zigzagging police caution tape with runes drawn on and crudely marked in paint marker "iF yoU OpEn tHiS itS YOur AsS!"
[09:23] (@Navaruk-ooc) ** There's also a rather chintzy plastic and wood jukebox along the left wall just in front of the buffet. The kind that's trying so very hard to look like it's from the 60's, but was probably stolen from a Pizza Hut sometime around 1993. Also nearby are some pacinko and trivia machines.
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